I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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