So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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