Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
they're like a gay fantastic four
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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