Yo dont text me then not text me
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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