wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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