38 yer olds are good kisserssss
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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