when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Randomize
