Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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