Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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