i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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