I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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