Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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