The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
