oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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