Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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