she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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