New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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