can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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