I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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