Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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