I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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