Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I touched a dick in church today
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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