just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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