Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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