You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Randomize
