Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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