Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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