Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
