"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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