At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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