If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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