Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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