no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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