I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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