How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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