My brain says no but my pants say off.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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