i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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