I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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