i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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