yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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