susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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