Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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