Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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