The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
operation harelip BJ is a go
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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