We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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