Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
