Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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