I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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