Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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