My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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